I wish I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
I am the missing Disney princess who sings
kinda and plays some instruments.
When i was 8 i used to go on zwinky and i got an internet boyfriend and he asked how old i was and i lied and said i was 17 and he asked if i was a virgin and i got confused because i didnt know what a virgin was so i asked my sister if i was a virgin and she just went ” oh god i hope you are” and told me to ask my mom , so i did and she was just all “oh hunny virgin is oil, like extra virgin olive oil”
so i got back on and told him i wasnt oil and he broke up with me.
Im gonna call my kid christmas so when he has sex he can say: “looks like christmas came early”